god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like
Seriously it’s actually totally accurate
Now that Tumblr autoplays vines on loop, I totally thought this was just a gif of him making bizarre facial expressions in an interview until I went to save it to my computer.
why health insurance is so expensive
$100 says this happened in florida
there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow
That’s Steve McGranahan, aka “The World’s Strongest Redneck.” He’s from North Carolina and lives in Pennsylvania, where this was recorded. Florida’s not involved for once. We have a lot of stupid people here, but we certainly don’t hold the monopoly on morons.
You can send the $100 to my paypal.
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way